Saturday
Dec262009
Male Pattern Blindness (MPB)
Saturday, December 26, 2009 at 6:09 PM

Guys, can't remember the color of her bikini top? Or, can't find the Motrin in the medicine cabinet, or the baked beans in the pantry? It's not your fault. Girls, it's not his fault. It's MPB. (4:20) Share

Reader Comments (1)
I've got a two-dimensional mind to go with my MPB, too. If my food's behind something in the fridge, and I can't see it, it doesn't exist.
And hey, there's nothing wrong with the lobster tank. The more they're moving, the better odds of a fight. My kid loves watching 'em too!