Yes, Pat Robertson.  I'm sure the devil destroyed Haiti.  If it hadn't been him, global warming would have done it in.  Right, Danny Glover?  If Pat's 2006 prediction of a Tsunami hitting the Pacific Northwest is an indication of his accuracy, he might want to check the batteries in his crystal ball.

What I want to know is, who will be the next big televangelist to implode, like Ted Haggard?  Thanks for the memories, Ted :-)  You were spectacular.

And now, the contenders for implosion are... (5:29)

Tim Doctor: The Isle of Misfit Televangelists (1/16/10)