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Entries in men (7)

Monday
Feb152010

It was a good death

Nodar KumaritashviliYou bet I watched the video of the guy on the luge, and this is what should have been said on tv... (1:29) Share

Tim Doctor: It was a good death (2/15/2010)

Thursday
Jan072010

Double-Bagging Political Correctness

Amanda Simpson

Why go through all the trouble of a sex change, only to come out looking like Bob Ridowski, from Nowhereville, USA who just decided to throw on a bad wig and go for a drag?  And we aren't supposed to notice Obama's appointee?

If I got a sex change... (that's a hell of a way to start any sentence, right?), I would make damn sure I looked like Kelly Preston. Guys, you wouldn't be able to keep your eyes or hands off me! You know, like our wives and girlfriends can't keep their hands off us now. (3:34) Share

PS. For those of you who don't know what a double bagger is... allow me to introduce you to urbandictionary.com

Tim Doctor: Double Bagging Political Correctness (1/7/10)

Monday
Dec282009

Female Christmas Trees

Christmas tree...did not know there are male and female Christmas trees.

Seriously, I didn't know. (2:31) Share

Tim Doctor: Female Christmas Trees (12/17/09)

Monday
Dec282009

The Three Laws to Understanding Women

Tiger Woods' mistress #4, Jamie JungersJust a little information biscuit: When I was 16, my brother took me aside after I struck out on a chick and gave me the Three Laws to understanding women.

The third law is the biggest and Tiger Woods knows it well.  Yeah, it really is this simple... (3:49) Share

Tim Doctor: The Three Laws to Understanding Women (12/15/09)

Monday
Dec282009

Tiger Woods and The Genetic Buffet Table

Tiger Woods. Shhhh... keep it on the down lowWhy have you made Tiger the #1 search term leading traffic to news sites?  It's not because you were surprised he was cheating, was it?  Nope.

It's #1, because in a heartbeat you would... (3:07) Share

Tim Doctor: Tiger Woods and The Genetic Buffet Table (12/11/09)

Saturday
Dec262009

How do you spell t-u-r-t-l-e at 1am?

Vitali the Siberian TigerMeet the Man. This is Vitali, the Tiger, who's home was callously invaded in the middle of the night by another animal lover who flunked Mother Nature's way of testing for I.Q.

What in world does this have to do with literacy and women's lack of a sense of humor? (3:42) Share

Tim Doctor: How do you spell t-u-r-t-l-e at 1am? (10/6/09)

Friday
Dec182009

My Wife Kicks My Ass @ Rock / Paper / Scissors!

The Official Rock, Paper, Scissors Strategy Guide

 

Throw the Law of Averages out the window... my wife owns me in RPS.

"Men rule the world", my ass.... (3:55) Share

Tim Doctor: My Wife Kicks My Ass @ Rock / Paper / Scissors! (3/9/09)