Men Are Scum, Women Are Pure and Virtuous

Not so fast... the media, pop culture, N.O.W. and smart-mouthed girls everywhere are quick to extol the shortcomings of men in this "Man's World" they are all forced to live in, while they maintain their status as Angelic beings.

Yes, Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and many other men have screwed up, literally... but there's a hidden secret in America that is being uncovered by medical studies that could shake up more than a million families in a major way, where mommy doesn't end up looking quite so innocent.

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Tim Doctor: Men Are Scum, Women Are Pure and Virtuous (3/20/2010)

The Double Standard on Female Porn

This is not what you think it is... In fact, this story takes place with a 65ish year old grandmother and the Doctor Family at a local Wendy's.

Where's the beef?!

It's right here.

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Tim Doctor: The Double Standard on Female Porn (2/20/2010)

Double-Bagging Political Correctness

Why go through all the trouble of a sex change, only to come out looking like Bob Ridowski, from Nowhereville, USA who just decided to throw on a bad wig and go for a drag?  And we aren't supposed to notice Obama's appointee?

If I got a sex change... (that's a hell of a way to start any sentence, right?), I would make damn sure I looked like Kelly Preston. Guys, you wouldn't be able to keep your eyes or hands off me! You know, like our wives and girlfriends can't keep their hands off us now. (3:34) Share

PS. For those of you who don't know what a double bagger is... allow me to introduce you to urbandictionary.com

Tim Doctor: Double Bagging Political Correctness (1/7/10)

Female Christmas Trees

...did not know there are male and female Christmas trees.

Seriously, I didn't know. (2:31) Share

Tim Doctor: Female Christmas Trees (12/17/09)

"No condiments on the coffee table."

What do you think my wife's reaction was when I tried to leave the condiments permanently on the coffee table?

Shouldn't it be a man's right? (2:34) Share

Tim Doctor: "No condiments on the coffee table." (11/3/09)

Male Pattern Blindness (MPB)

Guys, can't remember the color of her bikini top?  Or, can't find the Motrin in the medicine cabinet, or the baked beans in the pantry?  It's not your fault.  Girls, it's not his fault.  It's MPB. (4:20) Share

Tim Doctor: Male Pattern Blindness (MPB) (10/5/09)

My Wife Kicks My Ass @ Rock / Paper / Scissors!

Throw the Law of Averages out the window... my wife owns me in RPS.

"Men rule the world", my ass.... (3:55) Share

Tim Doctor: My Wife Kicks My Ass @ Rock / Paper / Scissors! (3/9/09)